LIFE GETS TEEJUS

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LIFE GETS TEEJUS, DON’T IT?
(Carson Robison)

The sun comes up and the sun goes down
And the hands on the clock go round and round
I just wake up and it’s time to lay down,
Life gets teejus, don’t it.

My shoe’s untied, but, shucks, I don’t care
Cuz I recon I ain’t a-goin’ nowhere,
I’d brush my teeth and comb my hair
Just too much wasted effort.

The water in the well gets lower and lower,
Ain’t had a bath in a month or more
I’ve heard it said and I’m sure it’s true
That too much bathing will weaken you.

Danged ol’ mule, he must be sick.
I jabbd him in the rump with a pin on a stick
He hunched his back, but he wouldn’t lick
Something cock-eyed somewhere.

Hound dog’s howling so forlorn
Laziest dawg that ever was born
He’s howlin’ ’cause he’s settin’ on a thorn
Just too tired to move over.

Well, the cow’s gone dry and the hens won’t lay
And my well dried up last Saturday
My troubles keep pilin’ up day by day
And now I’m gettin’ dandruff.

Roof’s a-leakin’ and the chimney leans,
An’ there’s a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans
Now I’ve et the last of the pork an’ beans,
Just can’t depend on nothin’

Mouse is gnawin’ at the pantry door
He’s been at it now for a month or more
When he gets through he’ll sure be sore
Cause there ain’t a dang thing in there.

Well, it’s debts and taxes and pains and woes
Aches and miseries and that’s how it goes
And now I’m getting a cold in my nose,
Life gets tasteless, don’t it.

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About moonsview

Robert will be posting most of these articles, but Hazel will do an occcasional post too. We are retired from the construction business and now we are also retired ministers. At times we post a guest article. Nancy Kehr will post often. Our other blog sites are: http://www.musingsbyrobert.blogspot.com/ and: http://www.hazel-moon-blog.blogspot.com/
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